problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Apparently last night I sat at the bar with an upside down sharpie lightning bolt on my forehead, yelling "It's Harry Potter's birthday! Let me be on the qudditch team!" And I kept calling the bartender Dobby. There are videos.
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
Randomize
