There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
I want to be your penis for a week.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
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