i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
Gonna post on craigs list missed connections - "I was that really drunk bitch that threw up in your car. I'd like to pay for detailing"
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
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