She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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