Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
Randomize