I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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