So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
Its about making memories worth repressing
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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