Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
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