I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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