If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
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