Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
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