i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
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