we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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