yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
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