There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
No awkward lesbian experiences without me
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
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