The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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