took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
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