i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
Randomize
