My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
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