so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
So my roomate was sunbathing this morning on the porch with a sock covering his penis
Sounds like a really classy character....
He is classy. It was argyle.
I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
I'm texting you from across the beer pong table to tell you that the drunk chick you brought over needs to disappear. like now.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
When did we convert life to cartoon?
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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