He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
my liver is dry heaving
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
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