I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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