i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
I want to fling myself into the sun
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
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