He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
You are a super loving wife. But did you, at any point since Thanksgiving, slip me half your bottle of stool softeners?
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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