We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
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