The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
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