he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
Randomize
