it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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