ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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