come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
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