Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
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