Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
you said "how could you not want to hook up with me when I have these abs" and then proceeded to rip your shirt off in the middle of the bar. I'm pretty sure you were hammered.
JESUS
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
You ate ashes out of my bong
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
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