All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
i fell asleep last night with fifteen animal crackers in my mouth. rock bottom dude.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
Apparently drunk me thought it was time for a career change. I woke up with a message from Mcdonalds saying that I was hired as the new cashier.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
I think I gave the bachelor party directions to the breweries next to my dentist so that they could take me to my appointment and pick me up afterward...
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
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