I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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