Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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