Are we in a gay sports bar?
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
he quoted the bible to break up with me
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
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