I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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