Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
I think people are normalizing furries
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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