you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
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