happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
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