Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
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