that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
you had me at cake vodka
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
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