I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
Randomize
