Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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