This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
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