I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
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