At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
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