I realized as I was wesiging my engamemby ring that you'd never love me tha same. I have life plans and Sam showed them to me
What? You're not speaking real words.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
God gave him joint rollers for hands
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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