We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
NoShamevember. You game?
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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