this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
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