Dual....:-)
So.. my mom just told me she hasn't gotten laid in 7 years... I'm really disturbed.. at the same time... At least now I know why shes so damn cranky all the damn time
Please don't tell me you're asking me to have sex with your mother.
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
Is it penis luge time yet?
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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