No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
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